I give up on tires...why can't I own a horse so I can ride it to work?

Seriously...

I hate tires. I have never in my whole 6 years of driving have i ever gone through so many blasted tires!! First my driver side front gets a nail in it, then the patch falls off, so it gets replaced. Then the Drivers side back tire gets a 3/4 in wide bolt lodged in it (duh, i had to get a new tire) thennn my passenger side front tire starts mysteriously going flat but 3 tire shops have sworn up and down that there is NOTHING wrong with it, even though I had to be late to work this morning because I HAD TO FILL THE DAMN THING UP AGAIN!! And yesterday...oooo yesterday....bad day to boot, i got a bubble in the back driver side tire and it of course had to be replaced AGAIN! F**kin tires. Who tha hell came up with tires?! Seriously with all the technology today, can we not come up with something that withstand things such as nails and bolts? and better patches? goodness me. stupid tires can go to hell in a hand basket.

-C